{"id":325,"date":"2010-01-09T06:13:55","date_gmt":"2010-01-09T06:13:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/awesomealchemist.com\/?p=325"},"modified":"2018-02-23T06:16:10","modified_gmt":"2018-02-23T06:16:10","slug":"the-anti-cleaners","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/awesomealchemist.com\/the-anti-cleaners\/","title":{"rendered":"The Anti Cleaners"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>[et_pb_section bb_built=”1″][et_pb_row][et_pb_column type=”4_4″][et_pb_text _builder_version=”3.0.105″ background_layout=”light”]<\/p>\n<p>How can it be that my children know exactly how to make the biggest mess possible at any given time?!\u00a0 It is like they have been given special training.\u00a0 A bag of rice dumped on the floor.\u00a0 Nail polish on the TV.\u00a0 If I turn my back for a moment, they somehow know to go straight for the most difficult thing to clean up!\u00a0 We’ve tried locking everything up as best we could, but now they are able to get into most anything between the two of them.\u00a0 They help clean up when I make them, but they are slow and easily distracted.\u00a0 It takes so much longer to clean up than it does to destroy!\u00a0 Maybe there is a lesson in that.<\/p>\n<p>[\/et_pb_text][\/et_pb_column][\/et_pb_row][\/et_pb_section]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p><div class=\"et_pb_row et_pb_row_0 et_pb_row_empty\">\n\t\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t\n\t\t\t<\/div> How can it be that my children know exactly how to make the biggest mess possible at any given time?!\u00a0 It is like they have been given special training.\u00a0 A bag of rice dumped on the floor.\u00a0 Nail polish on the TV.\u00a0 If I turn my back for a moment, they somehow know to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"on","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-325","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-maktub"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v24.3 - 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